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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.