How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.