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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.