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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.