What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Where does the red fern grow?

In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.