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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!