What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.