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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.