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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.