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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.