What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What's a drug addict's favorite music genre?

Crack rock

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.