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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.