March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Previous Random Joke Next
Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."