And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Because it got fired!
In case they run out of bullets.
Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
He replied, "Tropical Depression."