How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."