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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss