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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."