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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Salvador Dali Jokes More Salvador Dali Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss