Salvador Dali Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!