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Salvador Dali Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.