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Salvador Dali Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.