Salvador Dali Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus