Salvador Dali Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Background Jokes More Background Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.