Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

Long Story Jokes More Long Story Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.