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Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad