Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Long Story Jokes More Long Story Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad