How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.