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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"