How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.