What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!