What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.