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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.