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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.