What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.