They both let me stick it in only one place.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."
Sorbet
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
A monascary
Because he was in first place.
They both fear the wurst
At some point they turned into Mummys
