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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.