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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.