What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer