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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

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So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.