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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.