Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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They want everything to be straight.

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Deutschebag

How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

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One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.