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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.