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Comma Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

6000000 Jokes More 6000000 Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus