One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
An acrocat!
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
An inj-oink-tion.
Because they are always in duh skies
A reptile dysfunction.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Britney Spears
Will the defendant please rise.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A Ranged Marriage
