One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
They promised freaky fast delivery
The comma sutra
A Ranged Marriage
Accommodating.
It was a comma dating.
She keeps her feet.
A retail store.
Nein.
Because they took Pita on them
They're all paws.
A paws!
Italians.
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)