Because my marks are all 'E's.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
The www.izard of Oz.
A football net!
The teacher marked him absent.
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
I do To report them.