Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.