Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!