Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.