How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae...

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position