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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position