How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What do you call a union of writers?

A writers' block