One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
An acrocat!
Clawing at the lid of the coffin.
Me. Ow.
You pop up all night.
Kristall nacht
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
They use Bootox.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
Santa Claws
A tire.
