One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
An acrocat!
Me. Ow.
Because Santa came early!
In a snowbank.
The Internship
They both work in gastronomy
They always get called for roughing.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
He lost his pride in a bet
He couldn't swallow his pride.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
Snowballs
The slaughter house
A hens nights
