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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.