Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

March Jokes More March Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.