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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

March Jokes More March Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who