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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

March Jokes More March Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who