What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.