What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9