Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."