April Sale - 20% Off

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it