Why did Princess Di cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.