Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What do you call a retarded camel?

A humpback.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.