For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Goat simulator
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
Sep-tinder!
Because the date wasn't nailed down.