What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school