What's the art of having multiple perso...

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.