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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!