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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!