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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!