Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!