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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!