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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

Early retirement

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!