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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.