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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.