Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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A StayGosaurus

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WASWAS.

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It's all in the execution.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.