Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Audit Jokes More Audit Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)