Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

Why did EA cross the road?

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