Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

You might also enjoy:

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Audit Jokes More Audit Jokes

Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

Aloha Snackbar Jokes More Aloha Snackbar Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.