Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Dam!

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Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)