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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.