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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.