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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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Semtex.

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You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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That's not nice.

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Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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A Chef of course...

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.