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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.