What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.