Linoleum blownapart.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Olive Oil.
Naughty pine
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
A dead centipede.
A seahorse!
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
A cosmetrologist.
He was a chronic math-debater
The chemist may frown.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Catch.
An outlet
