Linoleum blownapart.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Tosses them off.
Pacific rim
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Having to toss everyone's salad
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Olive Oil.
When you can't pay cash.
It gets an erectron.
With a can't c-section.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
The rest of them will write Perl
He wanted to be with his family.
Lemonworth
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Adidos!
People keep ripping me off.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
