Linoleum blownapart.
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
See you on the flip side.
Olive Oil.
Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Souperb.
Because one more would be too farty.
Because he catches all the snitches!
Treeson.
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Raise the woof!
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
He flips houses.
His friends egged him on
A tri-syrup-tops.
It ate some haywire!
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
Brighton-der the light of the moon!
Because it's traveling light!
