Linoleum blownapart.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Olive Oil.
Queen Kong.
New Yolk
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Linoleum Blown Apart
The rest of them will write Perl
The Woof of Wall Street.
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
TB or not TB, that is the question.
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
A dead centipede.
He was having his mid life crisis!
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
