Frown Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..

Chainz Jokes More Chainz Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.