Frown Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"