Frown Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Chainz Jokes More Chainz Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Chronic Math Debater Jokes More Chronic Math Debater Jokes

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log