Frown Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Ethiopian Child Jokes More Ethiopian Child Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir