He was going through mid life crisis.
The mid-life crisis.
He was having a mid-life crisis.
They stay stuck in adolescence.
He was having a mid life crisis.
He was a chronic math-debater
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
He was having his mid life crisis!
Because he was having his mid-life crisis.
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
YOU'RE MOM.
A raft
Empty.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.