He was going through mid life crisis.
They stay stuck in adolescence.
He was having his mid life crisis!
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Paula Ab-doula
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
He was a chronic math-debater
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Because he was having his mid-life crisis.
