They stay stuck in adolescence.
Africa," says the parrot.
Ebola cereal!
By laying flowers on their grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
It's Kano.
Because he was having his mid-life crisis.
A baby in two dumpsters.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
The breakdown lane.
The Soviet Onion