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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.