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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

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What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!