Allahu Snackbar Jokes

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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