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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.