Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What