Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Jihad Jokes More Jihad Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.