Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!