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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.