Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!