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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

End Jokes More End Jokes

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Antarctica Jokes More Antarctica Jokes

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."