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American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)