Allahu Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Granny Jokes More Granny Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.