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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

Antarctica Jokes More Antarctica Jokes

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.