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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!