Allahu Jokes

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.