Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.