Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Granny Jokes More Granny Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!