How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.