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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

Senate Jokes More Senate Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Regulate Jokes More Regulate Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.