Regulate Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Consciousness Jokes More Consciousness Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Welfare Jokes More Welfare Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Senate Jokes More Senate Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute