Welfare Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Food Stamp Jokes More Food Stamp Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!