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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Regulate Jokes More Regulate Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Food Stamp Jokes More Food Stamp Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

Work Boot Jokes More Work Boot Jokes
Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Welfare Check Jokes More Welfare Check Jokes