Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Food Stamp Jokes More Food Stamp Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who lives in the white house?

The black man

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Work Boot Jokes More Work Boot Jokes

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.