Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!