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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.