Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!