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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!