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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.