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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!