Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)