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Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.