Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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Whats black, big, and smelly?

An unemployment line.(:

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.