Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)