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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.