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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.