What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.