What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.