March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Previous Random Joke Next
Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Allahu Akbar Jokes More Allahu Akbar Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.