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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.