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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar