April Sale - 20% Off

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Previous Random Joke Next
Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Allahu Akbar Jokes More Allahu Akbar Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.