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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar