Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.