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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar