What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah