What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.