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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!