What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.