What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

This is the end of me!

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn