It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
Start out with a large fortune.
They're starting to get quite dark
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Kid: "Sorry," I think
Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!
So he could make ends meet!
Scrambled eggs =p
Because they lay out in the sun so much
Where's popcorn.