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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Zimbabwe Jokes More Zimbabwe Jokes

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana