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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What's the Middle East's favorite candy?

YemenHeads

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.