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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's the Middle East's favorite candy?

YemenHeads

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.