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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise