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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.