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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce