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What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."